1 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:04,560 Last week on Night Court, 2 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:04,560 there was trouble for the Blakes. 3 00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:08,600 Your Honor, Mrs. Blake returned from work 4 00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:08,600 and found an eviction notice on her door. 5 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:13,730 I got a simple policy: 6 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:13,730 you don't pay, you don't stay. 7 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:16,910 I made that up myself. 8 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,180 We just moved here. 9 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:21,040 We don't know anyone. 10 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:22,510 Can't you help us? 11 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:25,420 And there was trouble for the Wheelers. 12 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:28,890 Your Honor, the Wheelers were found 13 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:28,890 on a park bench crying. 14 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:30,890 They were arrested for vagrancy. 15 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:36,000 Will I ever see Disney World now, Daddy? 16 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,630 Never, sweetheart. 17 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,730 Never in a million years. 18 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:47,370 - This took so long, I'm frightened. 19 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:47,370 - Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Blake. 20 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:50,040 I have a feeling 21 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:50,040 we're about to see some magic. 22 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:52,970 The State finds the defendant 23 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:52,970 guilty as charged. 24 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,640 Ta-da. 25 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:56,910 Take it easy, kid. 26 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,820 I'll take it any way I can get it. 27 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,180 You're a pig! 28 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,160 Remember that lady and her kid 29 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,160 from last night? 30 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:10,390 - Yeah. 31 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:10,390 - Kid tried to rob a liquor store on Broadway. 32 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,760 So he got arrested? 33 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,970 He got shot. 34 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:17,270 Uh, Your Honor? 35 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,380 If it's about the kid, he heard already. 36 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:28,140 - The cops gave him a call. 37 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:28,140 - When? 38 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,310 Few minutes ago. 39 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:32,920 Right before he quit. 40 00:01:36,790 --> 00:01:39,460 That's right, officer. 41 00:01:36,790 --> 00:01:39,460 He's been missing since last night. 42 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,220 Let's see, he's tall, he's skinny... 43 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,770 ...he's wearing a long black robe 44 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,770 and blue suede shoes. 45 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,900 Oh, and there's a possibility 46 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,900 he's got a stuffed armadillo with him. 47 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:51,730 Hello? 48 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:55,310 - We get that a lot with Harry. 49 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:55,310 - Any word from the hospital, Mac? 50 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,570 Yeah, I just talked to them. 51 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,570 The kid came through fine. 52 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:01,220 - Oh. Oh, thank God. 53 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:01,220 - Yeah. 54 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:02,650 Now the only problem is... 55 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:05,880 ...the one man that needs to hear that 56 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:05,880 has vanished into thin air. 57 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:09,250 Mac, where is he? It's driving me crazy. 58 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:13,830 Well, he's not in Manhattan. 59 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,290 Bull. 60 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:16,830 Are you all right? 61 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,090 I checked everywhere. 62 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:21,790 I checked his apartment, no luck. 63 00:02:21,970 --> 00:02:23,700 I checked his favorite restaurants... 64 00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:27,570 ...all the magic shops, the toy stores, 65 00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:27,570 the parks, the zoo. 66 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:29,640 Is that seaweed on your lapel? 67 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:33,180 You swam around the whole island, 68 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:33,180 didn't you? 69 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:36,380 And the last few miles were the hardest. 70 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,520 I felt like I was pulling a lead weight. 71 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:42,420 Bull, what are those little round marks 72 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:42,420 on the back of your uniform? 73 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:45,080 Tentacles? 74 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:51,190 That's what they were yelling 75 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:51,190 from shore. 76 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,180 Uh-huh. Yeah. 77 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:40,250 Well, okay, thanks anyway. 78 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:46,240 What did you tell them at city hall 79 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:46,240 when you asked for a replacement judge? 80 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:50,480 Well, last night I said Harry had to leave 81 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:50,480 because his place had a flood. 82 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:53,320 Tonight, 83 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:53,320 I went with a death in the family. 84 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,520 Mac. 85 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,290 I know, 86 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,290 this is how Pinocchio got started. 87 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,160 Well... 88 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:03,100 ...he's not at the morgue. 89 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,430 You looked for Judge Stone 90 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,430 at the morgue? 91 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:08,440 Yeah, I got a friend who works there. 92 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:12,600 As a matter of fact, 93 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:12,600 I got about a dozen friends who work there. 94 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:16,540 We sit around swapping recipes, 95 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:16,540 we play board games. 96 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,280 They even gave me a spare locker 97 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,280 to keep my things in. 98 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,860 You know how some people 99 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,860 like the park? 100 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,290 Me, I like the morgue. 101 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,320 Getting to know you. 102 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,730 Getting to know all about you. 103 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,240 All rise. 104 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,670 Criminal Court Part Two 105 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,670 is now in session. 106 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,540 The honorable-- 107 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,680 --Harrison Kemp presiding. 108 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:49,320 You okay? 109 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,420 Yeah, Mr. Sandman didn't get a chance 110 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,420 to visit me last night. 111 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,350 Probably afraid to come in. 112 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:01,900 - Tonight's docket, sir. 113 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:01,900 - Thank you. 114 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,670 Ow! 115 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:07,970 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 116 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:11,540 That belongs to the judge 117 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:11,540 who usually presides here. 118 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,240 Evening. 119 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:20,470 Well, if it isn't 120 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:20,470 Mr. and Mrs. Night of the Living Dead. 121 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:27,750 Just so you know, 122 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:27,750 we're looking for a ride to Florida. 123 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,690 If we have to, we can split the gas. 124 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:34,160 My wife here is willing to sell her hair. 125 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:43,800 I've always considered it 126 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:43,800 just a luxury item. 127 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,310 So many of us forget that. 128 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:50,500 We spent the night at the mission. 129 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,580 It was the most beautiful place 130 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,580 on the face of the earth. 131 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,690 They gave us a slice of olive loaf. 132 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:02,920 And the entertainment portion 133 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:02,920 of the evening was a true pleasure. 134 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,560 Entertainment? 135 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:08,750 A man ate live insects for three hours. 136 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,560 They had to beg us to leave. 137 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,830 You brush your teeth with your fingers, 138 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,830 don't you? 139 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:22,380 First case, Your Honor. 140 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,610 - People v. Anthony Rego. 141 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,610 Mm-hm. 142 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:30,750 Mr. Rego, it says here 143 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:30,750 you assaulted a waiter with a pool cue. 144 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,290 - Allegedly assaulted, Your Honor. 145 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,290 - Oh, no, I hit him, all right. 146 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,820 The defense rests. 147 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,080 You see, Your Honor... 148 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:40,460 ...he gave me a bowl of soup 149 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:40,460 with this giant dead fly in it. 150 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,570 So I says to him, 151 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,570 "Hey, there's a fly in my soup." 152 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:46,030 And he says, 153 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:46,030 "So? Get him to split the check." 154 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:52,910 "Get him to split the check." 155 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,840 Give me a hand, will you? 156 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,840 I'm dying up here. 157 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:04,210 Your Honor, at that point, the bartender 158 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:04,210 demanded payment, and a scuffle ensued. 159 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:05,410 It was my last buck. 160 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:08,110 This clown just cleaned me out 161 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:08,110 on a game of eight ball. 162 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,630 - Clown? 163 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,630 - Well, not a real clown. 164 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:13,850 It's just kind of a figure of speech. 165 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:18,270 I feel like I'm talking to a duffel bag. 166 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:22,160 Could you describe this clown, Mr. Rego? 167 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:25,310 Yeah, kind of tall and skinny. 168 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:28,000 Kind of wore a long black bathrobe. 169 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:30,150 He ran the table on me four times. 170 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:33,480 And then he shakes my hand 171 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:33,480 and zaps me with a joy buzzer. 172 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,580 - That's Harry. 173 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,580 - What? 174 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,240 - You said a black bathrobe? 175 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,240 - Yeah. 176 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:41,150 - Could it have been a judge's robe? 177 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:41,150 - I don't know. 178 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,380 Well, take a look, bozo. 179 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,380 A man's life may depend on it. 180 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:52,090 Oh, Your Honor, I am so sorry. 181 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:53,960 This is silk, isn't it? 182 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:59,870 If I may say, this is the strangest court 183 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:59,870 I've ever presided over. 184 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,230 Thank you. 185 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,610 I find the defendant guilty as charged. 186 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,610 Fifty-dollar fine. 187 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,720 - Don't hit me. 188 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,720 - Okay, then talk. 189 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:13,580 - Was his name Harry? 190 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:13,580 - Who? 191 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,690 - The geek who skunked you at eight ball. 192 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,690 - I don't know his name. 193 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,550 - You saw him at a pool hall? 194 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,550 - Yeah. 195 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:21,320 - I looked there. 196 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:21,320 - Well, I didn't even say which one. 197 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,590 There must be at least-- 198 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,030 Nine hundred and sixty-two of them. 199 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,530 Yeah, well, 200 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,530 he's in the one across the street. 201 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,200 Nine hundred and sixty-three. 202 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,380 Come on. 203 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,920 Six in the corner. 204 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,050 Five in the side. 205 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:56,150 Eleven in the corner 206 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:56,150 off the cockroach stuck to the felt. 207 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,400 - I brought you your messages, sir. 208 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,400 - Hey, how about a quick game, Mac? 209 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:05,270 No, sir. I gotta go back to work. 210 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,840 - We were hoping you'd come with us, Harry. 211 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,840 - Yeah. 212 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,740 No, I can't. I gotta practice. 213 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,380 I'm going back out on the road. 214 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,170 Sir, I have some great news. 215 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:15,650 The bullet only grazed 216 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:15,650 one of Joey's lungs. 217 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,550 - That is great news. 218 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,550 - That didn't come out well, did it? 219 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,980 No, it was you. I loved it. 220 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,820 Listen, Harry, the point is 221 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,820 that little Tiny Tim is fine. 222 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:27,330 - He came out of surgery this morning. 223 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:27,330 - I know. I was there. 224 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,800 He woke up, he opened his eyes... 225 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,020 ...called me "pig." 226 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,970 Maybe he meant it affectionately. 227 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:40,340 Sir, when are you gonna stop 228 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:40,340 whipping yourself about that kid? 229 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,910 I'm not whipping myself. 230 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:47,640 But there was a very nice couple in 231 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:47,640 the back room who offered to do it for me. 232 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:51,810 Harry, now, we can't stand here and watch 233 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:51,810 while you throw your career away. 234 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:54,550 Why don't you watch from over there? 235 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:54,550 The view is better. 236 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:59,180 - But, sir, we can't-- 237 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:59,180 - Hey, guys, can you take a hint? 238 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,830 I quit. 239 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,330 I am no longer interested 240 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,330 in what goes on up there. 241 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,870 I will not sit at that bench 242 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,870 and say what the books tell me to say... 243 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,700 ...night after night. 244 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:13,900 If you think it's all 245 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:13,900 fair and equitable, fine. 246 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:18,480 As far as I'm concerned, it sucks rocks. 247 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,670 Case closed. 248 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:23,040 You're just gonna play pool 249 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:23,040 for the rest of your life? 250 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:25,450 Sure, hours are the same. 251 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,320 And besides, 252 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,320 it's something I'm pretty sure I'm good at. 253 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:30,750 Pardon me. 254 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:38,990 Two ball off the seven, 255 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:38,990 double-bank into the far corner. 256 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,740 Good luck with the new gig. 257 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,390 You coming, Dan? 258 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,290 You guys go ahead. 259 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,290 I'll be up in a minute. 260 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,090 Hey, guys. Now, I'm counting on you 261 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,090 to come down here and keep me up to date. 262 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:15,700 You know, like, 263 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:15,700 when we get new presidents and stuff. 264 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,160 - Great bunch of kids, huh? 265 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,160 Yeah, right. 266 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,610 So.... 267 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,250 You're not a judge anymore. 268 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,970 That's right. 269 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:32,180 You twerp. 270 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,680 I beg your pardon? 271 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,880 You simp. 272 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:44,430 You pathetic, whining, wheezing, 273 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:44,430 jackassed twig. 274 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:48,760 I get the feeling 275 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:48,760 you're trying to tell me something, Dan. 276 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,200 What the hell am I supposed to do now? 277 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,670 - You? 278 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,670 - Yes. 279 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,170 I just get you broken in 280 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,170 to where I can handle you. 281 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,750 And now I gotta take my chances 282 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,750 with some new judge. 283 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,280 Oh, I see your point. 284 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,420 What are the chances 285 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,420 of getting somebody... 286 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:05,750 ...as naive and as ignorant 287 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:05,750 as you are again? 288 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:10,190 - I don't know, what, 50-, 60-to-1 maybe? 289 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:10,190 - Do you think I'm kidding around here? 290 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,260 - Dan, I really-- 291 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,260 - Why don't you shut your beanie little face? 292 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:18,120 You had a couple of bad nights. 293 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,670 Is that any reason to just quit? 294 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,670 Throw it all away? 295 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,430 It wasn't a couple of bad nights, Dan. 296 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,630 A kid got shot. 297 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:31,870 Now, you tell me that if I go back, 298 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:31,870 that's not gonna happen again. 299 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,580 It will happen again, eventually. 300 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:42,580 We can only do 301 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:42,580 what the law will allow us to do. 302 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,390 - That's it. 303 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,390 - That ain't good enough. 304 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,430 I understand you wanna 305 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,430 change water into wine once in a while. 306 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,160 Cure a few blind men here and there. 307 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,630 Dan... 308 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,330 ...I can't go back. 309 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,340 I can't do it. 310 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:01,130 It's too hard. 311 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,540 Maybe it is. 312 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,410 I wouldn't know. 313 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,620 Maybe all of those people you helped 314 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,620 when they needed it... 315 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,990 ...they'll make up for the few 316 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,990 that you couldn't. 317 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,860 I'll give your respects to the downtrodden 318 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,860 and the oppressed. 319 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:21,720 I'm sure they'll understand. 320 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,330 You're not playing fair, Dan. 321 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,860 You were good, Harry. 322 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,070 Very good. 323 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,810 You were impartial, you were fair. 324 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:41,240 Patient, compassionate, understanding. 325 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,090 And I admired you. 326 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,960 That's really getting below the belt, 327 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,960 isn't it? 328 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,660 Ciao, baby. 329 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,510 - He's right, you know. 330 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,510 - What? 331 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,880 - You were good. 332 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,880 - Mister--? 333 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,920 - Ray. 334 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,920 - Yeah, Ray, this is not-- 335 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,520 Ray Muntz. 336 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:22,490 I was in your courtroom 337 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:22,490 for sleeping in the park. 338 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:25,720 Yeah, you were smiling and making jokes. 339 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:30,460 You said that benches weren't good 340 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:30,460 for my posture. 341 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:31,660 I remember. 342 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,330 Well, you should, it was funny. 343 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:38,730 Did I help you? 344 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,400 No. 345 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,650 You gave me a fine. 346 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,320 But you also did something else 347 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,320 I'll never forget. 348 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,950 You talked to me. 349 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,620 Well, the other judges, 350 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,620 they just shove your file aside and move on. 351 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:05,100 But you, you spent some time with me. 352 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:08,100 And that felt nice. 353 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,270 So I remember too... 354 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,400 ...Your Honor. 355 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,740 I remember it like it was yesterday. 356 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:23,680 It was yesterday, Mr. Muntz. 357 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,040 Oh. 358 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,820 Where does the time go? 359 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,420 He's been like that an awfully long time. 360 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,590 I'm not gonna disturb him. 361 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,920 The last time I said something, 362 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,920 he nearly bit my head off. 363 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,330 How long are we just gonna stand here? 364 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:15,560 He does look awfully immobile, 365 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:15,560 doesn't he? 366 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,170 Well, we gotta do something. 367 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:22,540 - Excuse me, is there a doctor here? 368 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:22,540 - Yeah, I'm a doctor. 369 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,340 Sir, could you help us? 370 00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:27,180 Sure. He's dead. 371 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,550 I'd say he's been dead 372 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,550 a good five minutes. 373 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:38,750 Amazing as it seems, 374 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:38,750 this happened to us once. 375 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,960 Bob's uncle Teddy 376 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,960 came over for Christmas dinner one year... 377 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,530 ...and dropped his head 378 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,530 right into the stuffing. 379 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:51,630 I never got to open my presents. 380 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,870 You never had any presents, sweetheart. 381 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,380 What about the marble when I was 7? 382 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,810 We had to give that back to Grandma, 383 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,810 darling. 384 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,440 She couldn't wear the eye patch forever. 385 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,060 I guess we're gonna have to call 386 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,060 for another judge? 387 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,790 Well, what about this one? 388 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,730 Put him in the hall, 389 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,730 somebody will pick him up eventually. 390 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,930 Why does this junk 391 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,930 always have to be dumped on me? 392 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,560 Now, this could take hours. 393 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,560 And I got tickets to the Jets game tonight. 394 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:28,070 - You got tickets? 395 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:28,070 - Yeah, a pair on the 50-yard line. 396 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,970 I would kill for a single in the end zone. 397 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,950 Our grief appears to be inconsolable. 398 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,810 Oh, ain't no use in hanging around here. 399 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,750 Wait a minute! 400 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:49,560 Paragraph six, section 27 of the New York 401 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:49,560 City municipal code clearly states... 402 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:53,330 ...that no session of criminal or civil court 403 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:53,330 may be recessed or dismissed... 404 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,870 ...unless so ordered by the magistrate 405 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,870 presiding over said session. 406 00:17:57,570 --> 00:17:59,370 Bull... 407 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,380 ...the man is dead. 408 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,590 Drive safely, everybody. 409 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:20,960 Yeah, hi. 410 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:25,000 Yeah, this is Mac Robinson 411 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:25,000 of Arraignment Court Two. 412 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,760 It looks like we're gonna need 413 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,760 a replacement judge... 414 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,300 ...to replace our replacement judge. 415 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,200 I know it's the third in 24 hours. 416 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,540 You're kidding. 417 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,940 We set a record. 418 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,810 Hi, guys. 419 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,920 Let me put you on hold for a sec. 420 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,920 How's it going? 421 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,050 I went home. I got washed up. 422 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:03,200 Well, it's nice 423 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:03,200 to see everything's the way I left it. 424 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:06,830 Except, of course, 425 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:06,830 for the dead guy on my bench. 426 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,570 That would be Judge Kemp. 427 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,880 Yeah, well, he's got my gavel 428 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,880 and he won't let go of it. 429 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,010 And I guess I'll be needing it. 430 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,560 I said, I guess I'll be needing it. 431 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,720 I've decided to come back to work. 432 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,010 I'm real sorry I shouted at everybody. 433 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:42,340 And I'm sorry I acted like a two-legged, 434 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:42,340 lobotomized jackass. 435 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,350 I think we could buy that one. 436 00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:47,910 Apology accepted. 437 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,610 - Oh, welcome back, Harry. 438 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,610 - We're glad to have you back. 439 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,580 Guys, I am sorry. 440 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,320 I guess it is as simple 441 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,320 as taking the good with the bad. 442 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:59,050 No matter how bad the bad gets. 443 00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:01,090 If you're sure you wanna be a judge.... 444 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:03,260 I am sure. 445 00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:07,190 At least I know I'm not the best pool player 446 00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:07,190 in the world. 447 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,500 You should see me 448 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,500 when I have my own cue. 449 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,830 Come on, let's go and see 450 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,830 if we can retrieve his gavel. 451 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:20,040 - Your Honor-- 452 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:20,040 - Miss Sullivan. 453 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:36,360 I've really come to appreciate 454 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:36,360 these little chats of ours. 455 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,800 - Glad to have you back, sir. 456 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,800 - The feeling's mutual, Mr. Robinson. 457 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:44,840 I'm real glad you guys were there. 458 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,740 Especially him. 459 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,770 Dan? 460 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:55,010 That man is the reason I'm standing here. 461 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,450 He made me want this job... 462 00:20:56,620 --> 00:21:00,610 ...more than anything I've ever wanted 463 00:20:56,620 --> 00:21:00,610 in my entire life. 464 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,320 Dan Fielding? 465 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,730 Would you excuse us, Mac? 466 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,830 Yeah. Yes, sir. 467 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,490 - I'll just go tidy up your room a little bit. 468 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,490 - All right. 469 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,470 It's good to see you, Harry. 470 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,340 I owe you big, counselor. 471 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:29,050 It was an honor, sir. 472 00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:31,980 No, I mean it, Dan. 473 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,950 From the bottom of my heart... 474 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,650 ...to the tip... 475 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:41,320 ...of my beanie little face. 476 00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:52,640 All I had to do 477 00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:52,640 was tell him what I was gonna do. 478 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:00,670 Hi. 479 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,250 Cat still got your tongue? 480 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,750 That happens to me sometimes. 481 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,620 I just have so much to say, 482 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,620 I can't say anything, I guess. 483 00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:11,620 I know the feeling. 484 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:15,230 You mind if I ask you 485 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:15,230 what it was you were gonna say? 486 00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:17,630 Welcome back. 487 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,640 I can see why that would be tough 488 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,640 to put into words. 489 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,910 You are very good up there. 490 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,440 And big hearts are hard to find 491 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,440 these days. 492 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,780 Well, I may be a pig, 493 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,780 but I'm a concerned pig. 494 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:39,920 You know, sir, if you're gonna feel sorry 495 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:39,920 for every person that comes in here... 496 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,960 - ...you're not gonna last very long. 497 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,960 - Yeah. 498 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,860 I am beginning to understand that. 499 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,290 I haven't been up there 500 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,290 as long as you have... 501 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:51,300 ...but I have managed 502 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:51,300 to develop a detachment from my work... 503 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,760 ...and there's no reason 504 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,760 why you can't too. 505 00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:57,100 Ready any time you are, Miss Sullivan. 506 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,240 Are you sure we ain't putting you out? 507 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:05,740 We'd be thrilled to sleep in your trunk. 508 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:15,620 You're breeding them for pets, 509 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:15,620 aren't you?